Work out your confusions for this week’s DA.

Be careful: it’s Friday the 13th. At least walk around without confusion.

Have your confusions sorted out — like how the hell did Richmond go from 13th to 1st in the space of one year?

Truly wonderful that we Melbournians get a day off to visualise Trent Cotchin lifting the premiership cup. And to work out how this week’s DA works.

I’m in the country again. I don’t want to be confused. Enjoy.

Now’s the time to get your confusions sorted out. I’ll be in Scotland on Friday — happy to be rolling my Rs like I do in Greek.

Get your confusions sorted out while I’m in Greece.

Deconfusify your DA!

Don’t have your first day of spring ruined: have your confusions sorted out here.

Have your confusions sorted out while I’m thoroughly confused and jet lagged in Scotland.

Get into it.

Have your confusions sorted out right here.