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DA Bullshit from 6-7 July 2012

13a.  Salmon No 6? (4)

PARR

Now that I’ve posted nice things in the DA Gold post, I can get on with my chest beating!  WTF?  PARR = Salmon?  I’ve eaten it, fished for it, I know how to say it in 4 languages and I have never heard of parr.  Wikipedia lists parr as 11th of 16 alternative names for Atlantic Salmon.

As for No 6?  Come on!  In  mid 16th century England, this might have been an acceptable definition (Catherine Parr (1512-1548) was the 6th wife of Henry VIII) but in 21C Oz, it is downright BULLSHIT!!!!

Surely something like “Henry’s 6th sounds ordinary” would have been more acceptable.

 

1d Her outline in verse inclined characters to welcome NSW pusher, maybe (5,10)

VITAL STATISTICS

Sometimes DA puts in a very stretched definition and it works.  Somewhere in the archives is “He manipulates triumphantly” cluing “Muralitheran”.  Stretching it, but great (because I got it!).  But here, “Her outline” for vital statistics, I’m just not going to stand for!  Even if you accept Vital statistics = bust, waist, hips measurements (whats the dial-a-feminist hotline number?) surely these are three points on a woman’s outline and not the outline itself!

v= verse      ok, I suppose

inclined characters = italics     fine

NSW pusher = statist    WTF?  Again, maybe in pre federation Australia, one pushing for NSW to become a state in a federation, maybe even a proud Territorian in our day and age, but NSW pusher…..BULLSHIT!!!!

Also worth a quick mention in bullshit, in this otherwise great crossword, was 8a leave bath = climb out.  A bit weak, but considering the other great down clues, we’ll let it slide.

What did everyone else think?  Am I just whining?

DA Gold from 6-7 July 2012

3d. [campanologist] produces this water pipe. (4)

BONG  (double meaning, sound produced by a campanologist (bell ringer) and a water pipe).  Confirming for us that DA wasn’t always as clean cut as he seems on the TV!!!

 

10a. Slash [campanologist] action (6)  TINKLE 

TINKLE  (double meaning, slang to urinate and an action a campanologist might take).  OK, so I like toilet humour.

DA trippers: The DAocumentary

Were you unable to make it to the DA Trippers Tripleversary Powwow?    Is this week’s DA cryptic just too far away to bear? Do you have trouble getting through the day until Letters and Numbers starts?

A salve to these irritations might be looking at the short doco that a team from RMIT made about DA and his fans, featuring interviews with DA, AS, RC and scenes from the powwow!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4GurqnVAF4

Should a documentary about cryptic tragics be a “crocumentary”?

Spoiler warning: you may find out what we look like, leading to great disappointment.

The DA Poolroom

Ladies, gentlemen, and DA,

I am very excited to announce my first ever solo, unassisted, no-dictionaries, no-internet, no nothing, just me, DA and the pen, letter-perfect completion.  What with AS away for the past few weeks, I came close several times, but today victory is mine.  I have popped the pinada!

In celebration, I thought I would start this post, under which anyone with a DA-related achievement is welcome to boast, gloat and be lauded.  Did you get your first DA clue?  Crack your first theme?  Finish the whole thing on the Friday/Saturday morning ferry/tram?  Were you blindfolded and solved it all by smell?  Whatever the case, crow about it here!

Well done in advance,

RC

DA Gold from 6/7th May, 2011

10 across: Epee quietly discarded, we hear in 26 across (GADDAFI) stronghold? (7)

Epee quietly discarded = E ee = triple E = we hear “Tripoli” = Gaddafi stronghold.

The groaning and giggling almost upset our bowls of pho.

27 across and 25 down: He’s a lecher in strife! (7,5)

A perfect &lit clue!  anagram of He’s a lecher in = Charlie Sheen = a lecher in strife.  I dont really know if Charlie Sheen really is a lecher, but he does seem to get into a bit of trouble.  Great to see a great &lit clue.

The Last Laugh of 16/17/18th October

Holas todos desde Darwin,

I’ve added 18th of October to the asynchronicity equation, as the long suffering residents of Katherine, NT, have only just got the “international” papers today, despite paying $7.50 for them.  (For some reason they only get The Age and no SMH)

Anyway, unless you live in Katherine, hi EC, I think it’s time for some answers.

DA had the last laugh over me this week, I struggled in the Southwest corner.  Can anyone tell me 15, 23, 25 and 26 across?  And on the downs, I don’t have 1, 13 and 19.

RC

DAfending the faith

As a few people noted in the previous posts, the crossword proletariat don’t seem to share our love of DA.  Monday to Wednesday’s Age letters were full of whining about DA puzzles. I think these people need to be shouted down and shown to be the dog turd on the shoe of the cryptic world that they are.  I particularly dislike their smarmy calls about “DA stands for ‘Dont Attempt’”.  Haha….ha….h…h…..

Imagine if these people had other hobbies, perhaps they would still write to The Age/SMH (and would probably still be published) …..

People shouldn’t be allowed to surf Bell’s Beach, the waves are far too big for me.  Barry Smith, Flemmington

Why do we keep funding the Australian Ballet?  All they do is stand on their toes and move more gracefully than I can.  Mary Jones, Camberwell

Last week’s Epicure section featured recipes that required separating egg whites.  Please publish easier dishes, as I always get shell in the whites.   Mohamed Al Abasi, Croydon

I’m sick of the constant reporting on the AFL and other high standard sports events – when will the media pay attention to the SE Asian Australian Football Championships?  RC, Kualur Lumpur (on the eve of his international sporting debut!)

The New South Welsh fight for JUSTICE!!!

DA fans know no borders, and when any of us are wronged, we must all fight until justice is delivered.  This post is to act as the nerve centre, the war room of the NSW fight against moving DA to Saturday.

Imagine having to wait until Saturday, and then having to juggle the demands of the working week with the words of DA in your mind.  Impossible!  I’m not sure exactly how to declare a fatwah, but here goes:

DAKHBAAAAAaaaaa!!  Attack!

Please discuss plans for militant action and diplomatic subversion below.

What the ! … ?

Wow, what a weekend it was.   With all that controversy, my original questions got a bit lost.  I thought I’d start a new post for ongoing discussion about “!”, “?” and “…”.

 ”!”

I, RC, think that this should be a judiciously used indicator of &lit clues, the Grange Hermitage of the cryptic.  I love cryptics because of the wild, no-rules mind games that can be played within the clues.  No rules, except for the two UNBREAKABLE rules – that there is a direct and an indirect clue, and that the direct clue must in some way touch the beginning or end of the clue.

Like all good unbreakable rules these do get broken, chiefly by &lit clues.  I think “!” needs to be used carefully, so that the solver knows when the usual rules will be bent.  I accept RB’s comment that DA does occasionally use the “!” for less-than-pure &lit clues, but they’re usually &lit-ish.

In short, I don’t mind it being used on clues other than the Grange, but other compilers tend to throw it at the Banrock Station cask (of which I am actually quite fond).

 ”?”

MF brought up problems with the “?”, but I tend to agree with DA and RB that it “is often used for pun clues, or oblique definitions.”  Having ranted about “!” above, I dont think you can use the “?” as an &lit indicator, and I don’t recall it being used without “!” to do so.

In a non-Age/SMH crossword I did a long time ago, I saw “?” used to indicate “Y”, I assume as in ?=why=Y.  I dont remember where I saw it though.

 ”…”

I know this is one of AS’s pet topics.  I tend to think of it as indicating where reading  on to the next clue might be amusing, but I think it can get used to indicate the need for the next clue’s answer.  I’m not sure about it, but I’d love to hear all your comments.

Thank God it’s Friday 21st of August

I’ve been working from home for the last week, so I’ve ended up in front of the cryptic most days.  I’d like to get the feelings of everyone out there on a trait of non-DA compilers that I find quite frustrating – use of “!”.

As fans of DA, you all enjoy consistent use of the exclamation mark as an indicator of &lit. clues – as I think DA wrote in Meanjin earlier this year, “the Grange Hermitage” of cryptic clues.  However, should you stray into the mid-week crosswords, you’ll find clues like these:

NS yesterday, 23 down: A tooth caught in my tutu skirt! (4)   which is caught in tutu skirt = tu sk = tusk = tooth

DP on Wednesday, 11 across:  Dear Madam, you show off the fleet! (6)  fleet= armada = De arMada M

DP on Wednesday, 25 across:  Don’t delay victory – remove the chaff! (6) remove chaff= winnow = win now = don’t delay victory

These are all good clues, but none is an &lit. clue.  What are your thoughts?  Am I just a whinger who needs to get a real job, or am I a rightfully concerned crossworder, demanding consistency and justice?

Also feel free to comment on the main game which so far looks to be a themeless piece of DA magic.

RC

Update: And with some help from RC on 6 down, I (AS) managed to get the thing out:

DA Antigone

Mysteries abound, though, and I haven’t the foggiest for 10 across, 13 down and the first half of 23 down. Help would be much appreciated.