I haven’t attempted a cryptic since leaving Melbourne, but I have created one.
Here it is:

ACROSS
1. Chris Judd befuddled men in a strange trance (9)
6. Pace is discontinued contempt before a monocle (5)
9. Psycho stabber went nutty escaping Brazil (5)
10. Twisted Leopard author prefers fusionable over fissionable material as a light cover (9)
11. The nasty red who sings about honeymoons coming to an end? (3, 5, 3)
12. Numerical abbreviation in bar (3)
13. He will love your ice-breaking conversation (5)
14. Male odd retreat meets chariot racer on the waterways of an Amerindian tribe (4, 5)
16. Navel content to watch poor grades as the progenitors of fabric (4, 5)
18. I object to sitcom shoe sellers’ cereals (5)
20. Treasonous Nixon cops the first, second and third part of the end point (3)
21. Not koalas, skippy, a defunct uniform from Queensland (5, 6)
24. AA’s twelve finished as one avoids the puddle (5, 4)
25. Seventh from the front left a frightening utterance (5)
26. Third baseman donkey-like with attitude (5)
27. Scottish Johns born on the banks of a river are Africans (9)
DOWN
1. 125 – 2.718 sits in the middle measure (5)
2. Sick as a waterless hole in the ground? (3, 4)
3. Take a load off solid fungi where one finds redbacks? (9)
4. “Terrible” the French said of the director (5)
5. Larry, his brother Larry and his other brother Larry identify rumps heard to be boneless (9)
6. Ramshackle stories of an inventor (5)
7. More brawn that is ensconced in tamer misgivings (7)
8. Implications of manifest singles (9)
13. Shall bits lost, when uncovered, be present as a stench? (9)
14. An Arabic sea snake, a Jewish butter and a German win an actor (3, 6)
15. A German resident to hammer out murder number around a returned pig (9)
17. Post-prandial couch dwellers shortened card players (7)
19. Singing Divinyl broke her sound lease or a tall jug (7)
21. Dolly goes broke on a fork in the road (5)
22. Young family member between September and November went without a knight (5)
23. Of fat hatless searches (5)
